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A chicken and a rooster are arguing over who is more precious to the farm.
The rooster states, "I am more precious because I protect you and the other chickens keeping you safe."
The chicken proclaims, "I am more precious because I provide eggs for the farm family."

Just then, the cat comes upon them, and exclaims, "Neither of you are as important as me to the farm. I catch mice and leave them at the farmhouse door as a sign of respect for the family.
I always hear the farmer, or his wife, joyfully proclaim, "That darn cat did it again!"